"Barn Find" Services Spring Specials

[Coralsnake]

Genuine Wisconsin Dairy barn next to our very AOSmith silo!

SPRING INTERIOR SPECIALS!!!

Ask for "the Tom" two of very own barn cats stay in your vehicle for a full week. Now just $995

Ask for "the Jerry" a dozen certified
Lab mice from the Arizona State Hunta virus laboratories live inside your car. $995

Ask for "the Tweety" you wont believe its just three barn swallows, these little suckers are loaded! $995

Go Full Looney Tune we load Tom, Jerry and Tweety inside your cars interior with a plate of sour Wisconsin 2 percent milk and a can of expired sardines. Now Just $1995 (Note: We never count the animals on release day)

You get the full "as found experience" without spending all that money and wasting years of your life waiting for a barn find to turn up on your favorite auction site.

Wait there's more...say the key words "Holy Grail" and we will shoot a dozen free photos of your car in the barn with trash stacked on it.

Returning customers, after three years the acidity of the urine is guaranteed to eat your paint or your next session is free.

Ask about the snake option!

[JD]

You do capture the factory air from the tires and save it for re-introduction at a later date?

[Coralsnake]

You have not smelled air, until you have smelled real "Dairy-Air"

Wisconsin is Americas Dairyland

[SFM6S]

This made my morning!!!

[trotrof1]

I would assume that a vehicle receiving the full barn find package could up the selling price in the right venue, with the usual ringmasters. 10% + ?  Im in.

[67350#1242]

Good stuff!

Derrière (Dairy Air) is a French word that means the part of the body a person sits on, commonly referred to as the buttocks. It is often used in a humorous or euphemistic context.

[Special Ed]

Kool barn photo pete never seen them 2 types of barns put together before. We had 2 AOSMITH harvestor silos on our farm we put up in 1969. Are wisconsin cheese curds included on the barn find package deal?

[rhjanes]

LOL.   

[greekz]

Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning.

[Corey Bowcutt]

Good stuff Pete!

[Bill Collins]

As a certain YouTube automotive personality would say: "Outstanding!"

[roddster]

  How long does it take to get the appropriate amount of "dust", thickness wise?

[chipsdad56]

I'm sure DC will show up to make a YouTube video.

[JD]

"Pete D's Barn Walk complete with Barn Walk branded hantavirus Mask"

[Coralsnake]

Can you imagine riding around in that car after 40 plus years of saturation?